Sunday, March 6, 2016

Weekly Top 10: Mistress Dreaming

1. Kansas - Impressive final win over Iowa State yesterday.  Pending Bill Self scandal: Seen coaching without a toupee 

2. Michigan State - They don't get to hang a banner for winning the B1G but they're easily the best team in the league. Not remotely close.  Pending Tom Izzo scandal: National reporters actually mention the Title IX investigations of his basketball program

3. Virginia - Barf city. Pending Tony Bennett scandal: Exposed as a plant by the NFL to ruin basketball

4. Villanova - Final 4 or bust.  Pending Jay Wright scandal: Actually buys suits that are cheap name brand knockoffs

5. North Carolina - Earned this ACC title given their schedule. Pending Roy Williams scandal: Uh, well

6. Oklahoma - Feed the big men every once in awhile. Pending Lon Kruger scandal: He's pretty boring so it'll be a doozy

7. Xavier - Defensive concerns are showing up again. Still a monster on offense for long stretches during games. Pending Chris Mack scandal: Kids are wearing Dayton clothing in NYC next week. (Wife is an alum)

8. Kentucky - Will be a trendy Final 4 pick. Approach cautiously. Pending John Calipari scandal: Well....

9. Oregon - After a stumble in the Bay, they bounced back nicely and are Pac-12 champs.  Pending Dana Altman scandal: Converse comeback

10. Indiana - Kudos.  Seriously. Great season for them. Pending Tom Crean scandal: He's a better human being than Bo Ryan

Coming: Schadenfreude in Madison
Going: The moral high ground in Madison

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