Tuesday, February 1, 2011

More Dos Equis Quotes!


His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards.
He speaks fluent French, in Russian
He’s a lover… Not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so Don’t get any ideas.
He once visited a Psychic…to warn her.”
He has won the lifetime achievement award...twice.
His parents were named after him
He once traveled to and explored the Virgin Islands, when he left they were just "The Islands."
He has found Waldo several times, but has released him because he enjoys the hunt.
He once sent $2000 to a Nigerian scammer, and actually received his $2.7 million inheritance.
He can speak Braille
He is the only person Chuck Norris has apologized to.
He was once pulled over for speeding, but he let the officer go with just a warning
He has crossed the point of no return - on several occasions.
If at first he does not succeed, then it is impossible.

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