He once found a needle in a haystack, blindfolded
He can make orange juice, out of apples.
The Loch Ness Monster thinks he is a myth.
When he looks into the mirror, his reflection gives him a thumbs up.
He's the only one who knows what Willis is talkin about
He doesn't use sun screen, when he goes outside the daylight adjusts accordingly
On Halloween the neighborhood kids bring him candy
Dogs purrrrr when he pets them
He invented the invention
Rome would have been built in a day, if they'd followed his blueprints correctly
He once lead a horse to water, and made him drink
A bird in one of his hands would be worth 3 in the bush.
You can't always get what you want....but he can
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