Friday, January 21, 2011

Most Interesting Quotes




He once found a needle in a haystack, blindfolded

He can make orange juice, out of apples.

The Loch Ness Monster thinks he is a myth.

When he looks into the mirror, his reflection gives him a thumbs up.

He's the only one who knows what Willis is talkin about

He doesn't use sun screen, when he goes outside the daylight adjusts accordingly

On Halloween the neighborhood kids bring him candy

Dogs purrrrr when he pets them

He invented the invention

Rome would have been built in a day, if they'd followed his blueprints correctly

He once lead a horse to water, and made him drink

A bird in one of his hands would be worth 3 in the bush.

You can't always get what you want....but he can

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