New Conference Division Names - Just Leaked!!

While the demise of the Big East as a basketball conference is now being reported everywhere, what has not been reported is that the 7 Catholic schools are writing a clause into the legal contract that will require the new conference to be divided into two divisions. Reportedly the original 7 schools would be placed into an aptly named "Holy Rollers" division, while additional teams would become part of the "Heathens" division. If somehow Notre Dame were to jump in, it is yet to be determined which division they would be placed into.