Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Player You Should Get To Know



"The KING" Taylor King

A sharpshooter from Mater Dei in California, Taylor King will be known only as "The King" going forward. Pre-Duke, The King verbally accepted a letter of intent to attend UCLA in 8th grade. However, upon learning that UCLA was a dump and that Duke was interested The King quickly changed his mind and ran directly to the Mecca that is Cameron Indoor Stadium. Listed at 6'6" The King is not known for his rebounding, driving, passing, or defense. What he is known for is his uncanny ability to chuck shots from anywhere on the court without being reprimanded by Coach K. It's almost as if he's got naked pictures of Coach K or something because if Paulus pulled this $hit he'd be riding the pine so quick he'd have splinters. Anyway, it's hard to argue with his average of 10 points per game in just over 13 minutes. All Hail The King!

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