Well, I took a dig at Hacker on the Lute Olson post, here's a snippet from an article on a Duke signee for 2009 named Ryan Kelly. It's almost comical on how big of a tool this guy sounds like.
Off the court and away from the process, Kelly is anything but intense and serious.
Kelly's girlfriend, Lindsay Cowher, daughter of former Pittsburgh Steelers coach Bill Cowher, is quick to point out that Kelly is "very much in touch with his feminine side."
"Ry is the biggest chick-flick lover that I've ever known," said Lindsay, who is committed to play basketball at Wofford next year. "He likes them even more than I do."
And when "Nights in Rodanthe," a chick-flick lover's dream, opened Sept. 26?
"We had to leave the football game early," she said. "He wanted to be the first one there to see it."
He's not embarrassed about his love of those sappy stories. He parlayed his chivalrous knowledge into a column, teaming up with teammate Brian Rekuc to write a full-page article in the school newspaper listing the top 10 all-time chick flicks.
If you care, "The Notebook" edged out "P.S. I Love You" and "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days" for the top spot, and each movie received a tissue box rating, signifying the number of tears shed while watching the movie.
"I think it was the most-read article in the paper," Kelly said with a proud grin. "My next one will be about 1990s Nickelodeon TV shows. That will be pretty cool."
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